May 2013
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paintmefiftyshadesofgreen:
ulyssee:
cigs4kids:
what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it
i would do a split
there are two kinds of people
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Rock, paper, have sex with me
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How do you start a conversation with a beautiful girl without crying and shitting yourself?
I seem to have forgotten how to do this.
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Give me an answer and i’ll give you a question. or the other way about… …Whatever floats your Goat. www.pureminted.tumblr.com/ask
playedinspace:
i miss being in a relationship so much.
I sometimes wish that i looked the part to be in a Death Metal band. i look like i have been dragged through topshop by the quiff.
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wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
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heres an other post about whats on my mind. Fun, eh? I miss being in a relationship. I hate being single. I miss the butterflys. I miss the Hello/Goodbye kisses. I miss it all. Blergh.
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"Status."
My mates came up with the best game ever. The Rules are:- If someone says “Status” after something you say then you have to post what you said on facebook. But you don’t have to post it if you say “Safety” after your sentence. If you don’t post what you said then you get a slap right across the face from the person that said “Status” (and if you...
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ayershole:
Scotland is just the sun’s dirty one night stand. Fucks us rotten and gives us a right good seeing to for the day then fucks off for ages till it fancies having a shot again.
